Me

If your pet had a blog I think its post would look like this.

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If I fall in the forest and no one is around to hear my scream do I make a sound?

Did you ever staple a piece of bologna to your face, than stick you head in a bowl of piranhas. I hate when I do that.

Just thought I should post something new. Didn't know really what I should write about. Read a bunch of crap on other blogs. Commented on some of it. Here is another pic of me.

The person who said,"there is no such thing as a stupid question" probably asked a lot of stupid questions.

Did you ever walk out of a Mexican restaurant stuffed carrying a doggy bag. They feed you $.07 worth of chips and salsa for free. Than they place an average size meal in front of you which you can not possibly finish. Remember all those chips you rammed down your throat because they were free. You go home and tell all your friends about the large portions you received for your meal.

That's how they get you!