<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34118316</id><updated>2011-04-21T14:36:11.412-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Me</title><subtitle type='html'>Do not expect to see your name or any reference to you in my ME blog.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34118316/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Malcolm L Shearer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14160503542167241366</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>10</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34118316.post-4578372355874872790</id><published>2007-10-28T17:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-28T18:03:54.819-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The New Truck 1999 Chevrolet K3500 LS crewcab 4x4 short bed 454</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff142/mlslocks/100_0763.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff142/mlslocks/100_0763.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff142/mlslocks/100_0764.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff142/mlslocks/100_0764.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; You should see me in my new truck. Van Damm I look good. I know I'm parked on the curb. Ya know why, 'cause I can!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34118316-4578372355874872790?l=malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com/feeds/4578372355874872790/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34118316&amp;postID=4578372355874872790' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34118316/posts/default/4578372355874872790'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34118316/posts/default/4578372355874872790'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com/2007/10/new-truck-1999-k3500-crewcab-short-bed.html' title='The New Truck 1999 Chevrolet K3500 LS crewcab 4x4 short bed 454'/><author><name>Malcolm L Shearer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14160503542167241366</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34118316.post-116726819895053231</id><published>2006-12-27T17:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-27T17:16:39.113-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Here I am smokin my meat. Stop it. That's disgusting. It's a beef brisket. 8 hours &lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/6871/3755/1600/906698/100_2590.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 226px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 225px" height="240" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/6871/3755/320/368070/100_2590.jpg" width="320" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;in the smok&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/6871/3755/1600/783136/100_2581.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 218px" height="218" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/6871/3755/320/171697/100_2581.jpg" width="298" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;er.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34118316-116726819895053231?l=malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com/feeds/116726819895053231/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34118316&amp;postID=116726819895053231' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34118316/posts/default/116726819895053231'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34118316/posts/default/116726819895053231'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com/2006/12/here-i-am-smokin-my-meat.html' title=''/><author><name>Malcolm L Shearer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14160503542167241366</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34118316.post-116593106374483199</id><published>2006-12-12T05:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-12T05:44:23.756-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I'm just sittin here on the group W bench and you want to know if I'm man enough to burn women, kids, houses and villages after being a litter bug.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34118316-116593106374483199?l=malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com/feeds/116593106374483199/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34118316&amp;postID=116593106374483199' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34118316/posts/default/116593106374483199'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34118316/posts/default/116593106374483199'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com/2006/12/im-just-sittin-here-on-group-w-bench.html' title=''/><author><name>Malcolm L Shearer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14160503542167241366</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34118316.post-115885081628913732</id><published>2006-09-21T07:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-21T08:00:16.300-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Pets</title><content type='html'>If your pet had a blog I think its post would look like this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;njjc jnvjifjjgfjfjfHNHUHHHMFGBDINSNBVNVNVCMJFEJN&lt;br /&gt;kmfdmmmvjfjgjvfjjjvmfjkzk vfgnsil.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34118316-115885081628913732?l=malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com/feeds/115885081628913732/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34118316&amp;postID=115885081628913732' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34118316/posts/default/115885081628913732'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34118316/posts/default/115885081628913732'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com/2006/09/pets.html' title='Pets'/><author><name>Malcolm L Shearer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14160503542167241366</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34118316.post-115861487137002592</id><published>2006-09-18T14:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-18T14:27:51.376-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Unanswered question</title><content type='html'>If I fall in the forest and no one is around to hear my scream do I make a sound?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34118316-115861487137002592?l=malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com/feeds/115861487137002592/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34118316&amp;postID=115861487137002592' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34118316/posts/default/115861487137002592'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34118316/posts/default/115861487137002592'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com/2006/09/unanswered-question.html' title='Unanswered question'/><author><name>Malcolm L Shearer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14160503542167241366</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34118316.post-115859969320198025</id><published>2006-09-18T10:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-18T10:14:53.213-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Pain</title><content type='html'>Did you ever staple a piece of bologna to your face, than stick you head in a bowl of piranhas. I hate when I do that.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34118316-115859969320198025?l=malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com/feeds/115859969320198025/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34118316&amp;postID=115859969320198025' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34118316/posts/default/115859969320198025'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34118316/posts/default/115859969320198025'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com/2006/09/pain.html' title='Pain'/><author><name>Malcolm L Shearer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14160503542167241366</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34118316.post-115837884921671622</id><published>2006-09-15T20:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-15T20:54:09.226-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Something New</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6871/3755/1600/101_1630.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6871/3755/320/101_1630.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just thought I should post something new. Didn't know really what I should write about. Read a bunch of crap on other blogs. Commented on some of it. Here is another pic of me.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34118316-115837884921671622?l=malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com/feeds/115837884921671622/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34118316&amp;postID=115837884921671622' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34118316/posts/default/115837884921671622'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34118316/posts/default/115837884921671622'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com/2006/09/something-new.html' title='Something New'/><author><name>Malcolm L Shearer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14160503542167241366</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34118316.post-115789760675881156</id><published>2006-09-10T07:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-10T07:13:26.770-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Stupid People</title><content type='html'>The person who said,"there is no such thing as a stupid question" probably asked a lot of stupid questions.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34118316-115789760675881156?l=malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com/feeds/115789760675881156/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34118316&amp;postID=115789760675881156' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34118316/posts/default/115789760675881156'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34118316/posts/default/115789760675881156'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com/2006/09/stupid-people.html' title='Stupid People'/><author><name>Malcolm L Shearer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14160503542167241366</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34118316.post-115783438109204499</id><published>2006-09-09T13:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-09T13:45:33.490-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How they get you!</title><content type='html'>Did you ever walk out of a Mexican restaurant stuffed carrying a doggy bag. They feed you $.07 worth of chips and salsa for free. Than they place an &lt;strong&gt;average&lt;/strong&gt; size meal in front of you which you can not possibly finish. Remember all those chips you rammed down your throat because they were free. You go home and tell all your friends about the&lt;strong&gt; large&lt;/strong&gt; portions you received for your meal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;That's how they get you!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34118316-115783438109204499?l=malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com/feeds/115783438109204499/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34118316&amp;postID=115783438109204499' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34118316/posts/default/115783438109204499'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34118316/posts/default/115783438109204499'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com/2006/09/how-they-get-you.html' title='How they get you!'/><author><name>Malcolm L Shearer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14160503542167241366</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34118316.post-115781712151007188</id><published>2006-09-09T08:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-09T13:30:22.500-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6871/3755/1600/101_1581.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6871/3755/320/101_1581.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34118316-115781712151007188?l=malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com/feeds/115781712151007188/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34118316&amp;postID=115781712151007188' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34118316/posts/default/115781712151007188'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34118316/posts/default/115781712151007188'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://malcolmlshearer.blogspot.com/2006/09/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Malcolm L Shearer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14160503542167241366</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
